摩托车不会骑，电动车也不会，只会骑自行车，准备运回上海，既能锻炼身体又

摩托车不会骑，电动车也不会，只会骑自行车，准备运回上海，既能锻炼身体又环保[呲牙]老妹超恶心，一回家就让我晚上送她去跳舞，还让我要穿好看一点，不要给她丢脸[抠鼻]我说你又去外面吹牛逼了是不是？整天跟卖狗皮膏药一样吹你老姐，我也是醉了。难怪昨晚路上遇见老妹同学，一直盯着我看，看得我全身都要发毛掉[委屈]

Results (English) 1:

Motorcycle ride, electric vehicles will not only can ride a bike, going back to Shanghai, not only exercise but also environmental protection [grinning] sister super sick, going home and I send her to dancing in the evening, and I'm going to put up, not an embarrassment to her [pick your nose] I said you go out blowing stuff isn't it? All day long like snake oil blow your sister, I am drunk too. No wonder last night, met old classmates, staring at me, see me you will freak out [wrong]

Results (English) 2:

Do not ride motorcycles, electric vehicles will not only ride a bike, ready to be shipped back to Shanghai, both physical exercise and environmentally friendly [bared teeth] super disgusting old sister, let me take her home one night to dance, but also Let me wear look better, do not give her a disgrace [pull the nose] I say you went outside brag force, is not it? Blow your day with bad behavior, like the younger sister, I also drunk. No wonder the old girl met on the road last night, classmates, staring at me, see my whole body should be scared out of [grievance]

Results (English) 3:

Not ride motorcycles, electric cars will not will only ride a bike, ready to be shipped back to Shanghai, can exercise and bared teeth [Environmental] sister super nausea, a go home to let my night to send her to the dance, also let me to wear good-looking point, don't give her shame [to pull the nose] I said you went out of plane bragging force is not? Day to sell your sister like dogskin plaster blowing, I was drunk. No wonder last night met old classmate sister, staring at me, I see the whole body to be scared off grievances []